I live with two other four-leggers, Mr Conley a Basset hound and Doc a large black furry thing called a Belgian somethingorother it doesn't matter anyway he is NotaBasset.
Doc is my bodyguard. A girl cannot be too careful.
The two leggers are Mr Biskit, a kindly treat-dispensing soul, and
SHE
aka HER
The One Who Feeds Us and also wants us to do what she tells us to. Silly human.
We shall about that!